Sunday, July 03, 2005
NZ blogger profiles
and oh dear, poor phul, all that effort to get a bite and still no readers...
to coin a phrase.. heh
some thoughts extended in the spirit of sunday
1. learn to spell. Lose..!the silly/ *syntax+... it makes./ anything.. you.. say.. irritating..and =hard/.. to "read
2. stirring isnt really conversation.
3. if you don't like being slagged, don't slag others.
4. no-one really gives a toss about your family circumstances, so stop waving them as a badge of honour.
5. what do you actually have to say? try and say something - you are quite interesting on green politics, but could say more about what you think are the good/weak points, who the people are and where you think the movement should go - try and find an interesting angle.
The best right bloggers never hesitate to criticise their own when they do something stupid (i appreciate that being apostate on the left means being treated worse than the same condition on the right however...).
people read David because he has an interesting take on things, because he's a bit of a nutter because he's not really a nat (sorry David but its true, you are far too libertarian) and because he has chutzpah.
Most of all he gets read because they think he is influential - that he is helping to shape the thinking of his party - what are you doing to help shape the thinking of yours?
People don't read phul because he's irritating, but more importantly because we already know what you are going to say - you have a very predictable take on life.
People don't read me either for much the same reason, so i will stop now :-)
...On second thoughts, I might do a diagnostic on a few other bloggers (and regular commentators) while I am at it (evil laughter to fade out)where to start:
Tim, never knew an israeli i didnt call a Nazi -and by the way where are my tax cuts - Barclay?
Aaron - look at me so modest and so well groomed and so centre right, by the way did i mention I was right again about Hubbard - Bhatnagar?
f***k*N oath hate all rightwingers for trying to murder us in our beds (or at least make unionism voluntary which is objectively the same thing) Millsy?
Jordan "things are going to improve just as soon as we bother to start campaigning" sleep walk over the cliff Carter?
Gordon "outahere" back to the farm King who has discovered that 3mm molluscs are in fact more intellectually stimulating company than most people in Wellington - and who might be right?
AL/zentiger/lemur - labour embodies all evil - and we might be right, but we do care - ah where to start?
Craig - you looking at me - Ranapia the ann coulter of gay right leaning politics, but with more personal charm?
or Gazza "nolife" delsud for whom the horror, the horror i tell you of life in Welly is daily becoming so grinding he is forced to spend his entire life on the net to avoid human contact?
to coin a phrase.. heh
some thoughts extended in the spirit of sunday
1. learn to spell. Lose..!the silly/ *syntax+... it makes./ anything.. you.. say.. irritating..and =hard/.. to "read
2. stirring isnt really conversation.
3. if you don't like being slagged, don't slag others.
4. no-one really gives a toss about your family circumstances, so stop waving them as a badge of honour.
5. what do you actually have to say? try and say something - you are quite interesting on green politics, but could say more about what you think are the good/weak points, who the people are and where you think the movement should go - try and find an interesting angle.
The best right bloggers never hesitate to criticise their own when they do something stupid (i appreciate that being apostate on the left means being treated worse than the same condition on the right however...).
people read David because he has an interesting take on things, because he's a bit of a nutter because he's not really a nat (sorry David but its true, you are far too libertarian) and because he has chutzpah.
Most of all he gets read because they think he is influential - that he is helping to shape the thinking of his party - what are you doing to help shape the thinking of yours?
People don't read phul because he's irritating, but more importantly because we already know what you are going to say - you have a very predictable take on life.
People don't read me either for much the same reason, so i will stop now :-)
...On second thoughts, I might do a diagnostic on a few other bloggers (and regular commentators) while I am at it (evil laughter to fade out)where to start:
Tim, never knew an israeli i didnt call a Nazi -and by the way where are my tax cuts - Barclay?
Aaron - look at me so modest and so well groomed and so centre right, by the way did i mention I was right again about Hubbard - Bhatnagar?
f***k*N oath hate all rightwingers for trying to murder us in our beds (or at least make unionism voluntary which is objectively the same thing) Millsy?
Jordan "things are going to improve just as soon as we bother to start campaigning" sleep walk over the cliff Carter?
Gordon "outahere" back to the farm King who has discovered that 3mm molluscs are in fact more intellectually stimulating company than most people in Wellington - and who might be right?
AL/zentiger/lemur - labour embodies all evil - and we might be right, but we do care - ah where to start?
Craig - you looking at me - Ranapia the ann coulter of gay right leaning politics, but with more personal charm?
or Gazza "nolife" delsud for whom the horror, the horror i tell you of life in Welly is daily becoming so grinding he is forced to spend his entire life on the net to avoid human contact?
undead from unzud: thoughts from the colonies
